I skipped work to stalk him.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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