so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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