Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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