used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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