We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
