This dress was meant to end up on your floor
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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