who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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