You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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