Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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