if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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