i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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