your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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