if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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