whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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