your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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