Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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