Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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