This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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