North Korea, Best Korea!
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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