Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I intend to get homeless drunk
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
