He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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