did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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