Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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