Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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