this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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