I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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