Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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