I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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