And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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