garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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