Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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