I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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