I just saw a hot homeless man
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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