He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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