I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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