you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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