seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
honey bunches of taint.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Randomize
