so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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