Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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