Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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