I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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