i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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