and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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