love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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