You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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