this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just cropdusted the office
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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