weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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