Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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