covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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