ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I forget how to act sober
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