is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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